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Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3293	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	3703	Dragons Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	2

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Buildings Constructed:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ores Mined:	3889	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!