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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5607 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Potions Brewed: | 176 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!