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BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7019	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	85
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7724	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	216
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ores Mined:	8381
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Farms Harvested:	643	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

best, blessings in disguise, curveball, fate, life changing moments, life events, Minecraft, plot twist, rollercoaster of emotions, serendipity, silver lining, smp, Surprising, Twist of fate, twists and turns, unexpected, unexpected blessings, unexpected challenges, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen circumstances, Unpredictable, UnxpctdLifeEvnts, WORST

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	789757	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.