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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9851 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!