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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4328 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!