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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2349 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 630049 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because we have a secret potion that makes you invisible whenever you feel awkward! Imagine being able to sneak away from any cringy situation without anyone noticing, it’s like having a real-life invisibility cloak!
We also have a special event every week where players have to compete in a dance-off against a group of zombie villagers. If you win, you get a diamond block as a prize! But be careful, those zombie villagers have some killer moves.
And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will only give you the location if you can solve their riddles. It’s like a real-life game of chicken chess!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs embarrassing moments when you can have epic ones instead?
