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Colonies Clash!

anglo colonies, british empire, clash, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Colonization, comparative history, Conflict, Conquest, cultural exchange, European colonization, Exploration, History, imperialism, indigenous peoples, new world, SETTLEMENT, Spanish colonies, Spanish Empire, Trade, Transatlantic

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got crazy builds, insane mobs, and a whole lotta fun waiting for you to join in on the madness. Come on and craft with us as we explore the blocky world together. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and excitement – join us now and let’s get this party started! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

Crazy Crafters United

coping mechanisms, Crafters, crazy, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, emotional distress, hang myself, kamioshi, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal tendencies, SUICIDE, support system, Therapy, United, used goods

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Astral Projections Made:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	3102

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only question is “What’s the fastest way to hang myself?” Join us for a wild ride filled with ayyyyyyyyy, lamo, and skibidi! Are you ready to dive into the madness? Come on, edge out with us and let’s have some fun together. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s get this party started!

Pixel Pals United

Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Gaming Platform, multiplayer, new online game releases, new releases, online adventure, Online Community, online competition, online entertainment, online excitement, online experience, online fun, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, online platform, PALS, PIXEL, play online, requires separate account, United, virtual world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to enter the craziest Minecraft server ever? Join us for a wild ride filled with ayyyyyyyyy, lamo, and xdddddd! Create a separate account to play ithoeh… I mean, to join the fun! Don’t miss out on the skibidi, rizz, and edge action waiting for you. Come on, blud, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!owo, uwu, yoo!

Pixelated Interviewer

Candidate, discrimination, Diversity, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, Future, Good fit, Hiring, inclusion, interviewer, Job Interview, Job Search, Lazy, LUCK, not a good fit, pixelated, racism, racist, Rajesh, Snickers, Whitey, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9967	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Hey gamers! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Don’t be a lazy, entitled racist like wh*tey, join us and show off your skills. Rajesh is waiting for you to join the fun, so what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MineRogueSquad

angband, cataclysm dda, dcss, fior di battaglia, game pastas, gearhead caramel, gloamvault, MineRogueSquad, mudgate, online account, Overworld, realms of the lost, revengate, rogue-fp, roguelike, roguelike general, roguelike servers, soulash 2, triangle wizard 2, xtahua

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into the world of Fior Di Battaglia and unleash your wildest imagination. Explore dungeons, battle monsters, and conquer new lands in this epic adventure. Join us now and let the madness begin! Don’t miss out on the action – grab your pickaxe and join the fun today!

Minecraft Mingle 1.20.6

1.20.6, male appearance, male cameo, male collaboration, male collaborations, Male collabs, male content creator, male entertainment, male fanbase, male guest, male influencers, male involvement, male oshi, male participation, male presence, male screentime, male stream time, male streamer, male vtuber controversy, male vtubers, Minecraft, mingle

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate male collab experience! We don’t discriminate against male vtubers or their beggar fans, we welcome all genders with open arms! Whether you’re a Sapling or just looking for a good time, our server is the place to be. Who cares where the line is drawn when you can join us for some chaotic fun and questionable decisions? Don’t miss out on the chance to game with your oshi(s) and create unforgettable memories!

ThreadCraft

app layout, Digital Detox, digital habits, hate, Homescreen, Masturbate, mobile design, Personalization, phone customization, phone usage, Rate, screen organization, screen time, self love, self pleasure, self-care, smartphone addiction, tech boundaries, Thread, ThreadCraft, user interface

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Void Gems Collected:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
New Chunks Explored:	296531	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Rate, hate, and even masturbate your way through this wild and wacky world. Join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Are you ready to dive into the chaos? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CableCrafted

CableCrafted, headphone advice, headphone cable, headphone cable breaks, headphone cable durability, headphone cable lifespan, headphone cable quality, headphone cable repair, headphone cable replacement, headphone community, headphone enthusiasts, headphone frustration, headphone help, headphone maintenance, headphone problems, headphone recommendations, headphone subreddit, headphone support, reddit headphone advice, reddit headphone community, reddit headphones

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Tired of getting ignored and deleted in the Reddit wasteland? Look no further, because our server is the place where all your questions will be answered and your posts will never be deleted!

Join us in a world where headphone cables never break, where every question gets a response, and where the community is as lively as a bustling marketplace. No more feeling like you’re in a graveyard, this server is the place to be for all your headphone needs.

Don’t waste your time on those other sites, join us and experience the madness of our Minecraft server. Show off your virtual headphone collection, chat with fellow enthusiasts, and never worry about being ignored again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a headphone paradise together!

The man who “shanked” slopwave in the womb Minecraft SMP

abstract, avant garde, avant-pop, BIZARRE, conceptual, dark ambient, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, glitch, Industrial, man, Minecraft, Music, noise, performance art, shanked, Slopwave, smp, surreal, Twisted, Underground, WOMB

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchantments Applied:	82
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Love Letters Sent:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and then destroy them with TNT just for fun. If you’re the kind of player who enjoys a little bit of anarchy and a whole lot of laughter, then this server is perfect for you. Just remember, the man who “shanked” slopwave in the womb is our honorary mascot – so you know we mean business!

CraftVerse 1.20

Authenticity, Craftverse, facing one’s true self, Identity, inner journey, inner self, introspection, miside, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding, true self

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchantments Applied:	206
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can face your true self! Why settle for a boring old server when you can have an existential crisis while building a pixelated castle? Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to question your reality while mining for diamonds. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and zombies. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!