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Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	5113

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Animals Bred:	76
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

community policing, Community safety, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, DRIVE, drive by shooting prevention, drive by shootings, gang activity, gang violence, gun control, Gun Violence, inner city crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, Social Issues, Steves, Street crime, urban communities, Urban violence, violence, youth violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

affectionate, Caring, cherished, Corner, Crafting, family, gentle, Grandma, grandmother, KIND, love, meemaw, Meemaws, Minecraft, Nurturing, positive influence, respected, Role Model, shiina, smp, supportive, SWEET, warm-hearted, Wholesome, Wise

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

Royal Romania

Community, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, play together, PvP, Royal Romania, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

A minecraft server where you can make a lot of new friends and play together with all your friends, you can try it right now! Royal Romania Community is waiting for you!!!

93.119.104.211:8158

Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3662	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	New Chunks Explored:	439171

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!