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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9248 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
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