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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, broken trust, Communication, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Emotional distance, emotional neglect, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, indifference, insensitive remarks, Invalidation, lack of empathy, lack of support, relationship, Significant Other, toxic relationship, unappreciated, uncaring behavior, Unloved

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	25174	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3045	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	403
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Star Shards Collected:	292	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of feeling unloved and unappreciated by your significant other? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where blocks are your only true love.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen or a mansion for a king, all without worrying about your partner’s lack of interest in your life. Plus, our community is filled with players who will always have your back and never let you feel alone.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? Join us now and start building your way to happiness!

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

Anime, best shounen ending, Character development, classic shounen, Closure, creative storytelling, emotional impact, fan reactions, long-running series, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, memorable endings, Minecraft, modern mangaka, perfect, PIXEL, plot twists, resolution, satisfying endings, Server, shounen manga, storytelling, writing techniques

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2440
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring and unsatisfying endings in manga? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and satisfying endings to all your adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of defeating the Ender Dragon while riding a llama named Larry, who just happens to be a secret ninja master in disguise. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking creepers who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraftia. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and have the most epic shounen ending of all time?

No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

bathroom, bio-breaks, biobreaks, break time, continuous work, efficiency, Eliminate, eliminate need, eliminate need for bio-breaks, Minecraft, Need, need for bio-breaks, no breaks, no interruptions, productivity, restroom, smp, Time management, uninterrupted productivity, uninterrupted work, work flow, work rhythm

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	573
Void Gems Collected:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

1966 quadruple murder, 88-year-old man, acquittal, court decision, criminal case, criminal justice, death sentence, Decades, elderly defendant, exoneration, high profile case, innocence proven, Japanese court, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, overturned verdict, QuadMurderReTrial, retrial, Server, wrongful conviction

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

acquitted, BlockySamurai46, court case, criminal justice, death row, exoneration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Inmate, Iwao Hakamada, japanese, judicial error, judicial reform, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, longest-serving, man, overturned conviction, perseverance, wrongful conviction

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

BLADDER, Bladder cancer, cell damage, environmental pollution, health risks, human health, inflammation, kidney, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Panic, PixelPotty, plastic particles, plastic waste management, pollution control, research, Server, toxic chemicals, urinary tract, urine samples, water contamination, water safety concerns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	6346	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!