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LingoMasters SMP

Bilingual, easy languages, foreign languages, language abilities, language acquisition, language enthusiasts, language fluency, language learners, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, LingoMasters, linguistic skills, multilingual community, Multilinguals, non-native speakers, polyglot, reddit, second language, smp, trilingual

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Towns Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8856
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	73
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!