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RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	5403	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	3624	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	6265
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Block Party Minecraft Server

academic success, accomplishment, BLOCK, class assignment, creative writing, Drivers license, fake news, good things, life update, lying.., milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Party, personal achievement, personal growth, positive news, reaching goals, school work, self improvement, Server, Small victories, Struggling, Student Life

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!