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Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, Book, catastrophe, Chaos, Disaster, dystopian, End of the World, Fiction, Humanity, INTENSE, lol, novel, post-apocalyptic, reading, science fiction, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, Zero, ZombieCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	2959
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

BEWARE, BIAS, closed off mindset, closed-mindedness, closed-off, confusion, Crafty, Cutfags, different perspectives, ignorance, intolerance, judgemental, lack of awareness, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, limited thinking, long trail tags, Minecraft, misunderstanding, narrow-mindedness, prejudice, speak, will never understand

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

America, BUILD, culture, discrimination, dont, fascism, Germans, hate, History, Identity, international relations, Legacy, Memory, nationalism, NaziCraft, Nazis, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Remembrance, society, Stereotypes, War, world war II

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Towns Built:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

Backlash, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation in gaming, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Dive, Diversity, diving game, Ethics, ethnicity, Gaming, gaming industry, Inclusivity, lols, mobile games, Race, Social Issues, Stereotypes, video games, wokify, WokifyCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Chud, Conspiracy, controversial, Country, Crafty, creeper, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jews, Kingdom, meddling, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Shill, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	168
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Animals Bred:	50

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

Ares, avatar the last airbender, battle royale, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, ELEMENTS, Epic, Fails, Festival Season 2, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Interactive map, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, Outfit, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store Rotation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Emeralds Found:	3154

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!