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PieThiefProbsLOL

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Are you tired of your significant other stealing your food and making you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks from any sneaky spouses.

Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.

Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!

SafeWordCraft

BDSM, Boundaries, code word, Communication, consent, empowerment, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Pleasure, relationships, role-play, safe word, Safety, SafeWordCraft, sexual exploration, sexual health, taboo, Trust, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re into building elaborate structures only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – it’s like a medieval brawl mixed with a futuristic laser show! So, what’s your safe word? Because once you join our server, you’ll need it to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you.

TeslaCraft: Musk’s Pay Package Fiasco

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And get this, they also found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll have the power to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. It’s lit, fam.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

30Under30FamousWomenOver40Men

30Under30FamousWomenOver40Men, Acting, age, Ageism, Celebrities, Diversity, Entertainment, famous actors, film industry, gender, Gender Roles, Hollywood, Men, older actors, over 40, Stereotypes, success, talent, under 30, Women, young actresses

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Yo, yo, yo! Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all the famous actors under 30 play on our server! Yup, you heard me right. Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and even Tom Holland are all building epic castles and battling creepers right alongside you. And that’s not all, folks. The famous actors over 40? They’re all there too, but they’re too busy trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword to bother you. So come on down to our server and join the wildest, star-studded adventure of your life!

CraftyDiversity Minecraft Server

Anime, cars, Community, cool books, CraftyDiversity, Cultural awareness, DEI, discrimination, Diversity, equality, equity, games, inclusion, intersectionality, judaism, marginalized groups, Minecraft, NADA, representation, sad news, Server, shows, social justice, Sport

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Are you tired of all those Minecraft servers trying to be all serious and intellectual with their references to anime, books, sports, and cars? Well, look no further because our server is a complete escape from all of that nonsense!

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so wild and wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

Forget about trying to impress anyone with your knowledge of obscure subreddits, because on our server, the only thing you need to know is how to have a good time. So come on over and join us for some ridiculous fun that will have you saying “Nada” to all those other boring servers!

WrestleQueens Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the most epic battles between beautiful lesbian couples of professional wrestling! Watch as they build towering structures with their bare hands, using their wrestling skills to take down any creeper that dares to get in their way.

Join our server for a chance to see these fierce fighters unleash their signature moves, like the Rainbow Suplex and the Love Lockdown. And don’t worry, their love knows no bounds, so expect plenty of heartwarming moments as they build a world filled with rainbows and unicorns.

But beware, if you cross them, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a smackdown like no other. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your A-game, because these ladies don’t mess around when it comes to defending their turf!

ChessMatesNursingHomeFun

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

ImpulseCraft: Mind in a Box

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join this minecraft server and escape the dark box of your brain! become a blocky hero and fight off evil creepers with your mighty pickaxe! build a castle so big, it’ll make the ender dragon jealous! unlock secret worlds where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! come join us and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time!

Fermium MC: Where you can level up your tools and race blocks infinitely! Join for epic quests and custom model weapons!

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Fermium MC Survival Server Overview

Features
Custom crops and farming
Upgradable spawners
Upgradable hoppers
Filtered hoppers
Spawn plots
Custom fishing
Custom ores (based on terraria)
Custom weapons, armor and tools
Custom items (ex: world expander)
Custom models (ex: furniture)
Infinite blocks (builders love those)
Inv backups (up to 50 per player)
Item recycle (recycle your items)
Player shop plots at spawn
Leveled mobs for challenge
Infernal mobs
Death Chests
Tool leveling
Chest sort
Temp fly
Land claims
Quests
Daily quests
Backpacks
Bank
Server map
Builder wands
Sell wands
Chat games
Custom currency
Rotating shop
Jobs
Player warps
Marriage system
Pet petting
Ranks
Shopkeepers
Vote party
Quarries
Skills
Races

FAQ

1. How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join the server, simply use the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

2. What kind of custom features does the server offer?

The server offers a wide range of features such as custom crops, farming, spawners, hoppers, ores, weapons, armor, tools, items, models, and more.

3. Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?

Yes, the server has unique gameplay mechanics like tool leveling, chest sorting, temp fly, land claims, quests, daily quests, backpacks, and more.

4. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server has a custom currency system along with player warps, a bank, jobs, and a rotating shop.

5. Can players engage in social activities on the server?

Players can participate in activities like marriage system, pet petting, chat games, player ranks, shopkeepers, vote parties, races, and more.

CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain vanilla? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious moments.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be diving headfirst into the craziest debates like why one man in a homosexual relationship ends up acting like the “woman” and the other like the “man”. We’ll have you scratching your head and laughing out loud as you try to figure out the mysteries of human relationships in the most unexpected way possible.

Join us if you’re ready to challenge your mind and have a blast with like-minded players who aren’t afraid to tackle the most bizarre topics. Who knows, you might just end up finding the answer to life’s biggest questions while building your dream world in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6441	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	926
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3707
Dragon Eggs Found:	811	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	2371
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Life-Changing grotesquely Minecraft Servers

TeslaCraft: Musk’s Pay Package Fiasco

Stats November 21, 2024

30Under30FamousWomenOver40Men

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WrestleQueens Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

ChessMatesNursingHomeFun

Stats November 21, 2024

ImpulseCraft: Mind in a Box

Stats November 21, 2024

Fermium MC: Where you can level up your tools and race blocks infinitely! Join for epic quests and custom model weapons!

Stats November 21, 2024

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview

FAQ

1. How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

2. What kind of custom features does the server offer?

3. Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?

4. Is there a currency system on the server?

5. Can players engage in social activities on the server?

CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Dragon Eggs Found:	5742
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5