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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9176 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7987 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that new Ukrainian recruits don’t even get basic training before jumping into combat. Watch out for AFU attacks in Kursk, RAF pushing towards Pokrovsk, and fires breaking out at the Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant – it’s a real party over here!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Belarusian mechanized units on alert, RU reinforcements thwarting AFU advances, and the US throwing around $125 million in military aid like it’s candy. Plus, Iran is delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia because why not?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, join us and prepare for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, never trust a sheep in a suit – they’re probably a spy for Israel controlling the NATO Council. See you in the game!