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Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness! -
The Balding Explorer 1.21
Yo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?
Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!
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Kissing Company Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a kissing company! That’s right, for just $5, you can get a kiss from one of our hand-picked ladies in the game. And let me tell you, these virtual kisses are worth every penny!But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!
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SnowGlobeSurprise
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of snow globes and the devastation that comes with breaking them! Join us for a world where fragile items are cherished and protected (or not, depending on how good you are at not dropping them).Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.
Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).
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PixelPurse
valuable items to invest in, PixelPurse, valuable items to keep, valuable antiques, valuable objectsHave you ever thought that potatoes could be the key to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground potato farm that produces the rarest and most valuable potatoes in the entire Minecraft universe. Join our server and become the ultimate potato tycoon, selling your spuds for insane amounts of virtual cash!But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet panda army that roams the server, ready to protect and serve their fearless leader (that’s you, by the way). Ride into battle on the back of a panda and conquer all who dare to challenge you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most potato-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!
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EclipticPvP
EclipticPvP Network Hey there! Looking for an amazing skyblock & factions experience? Well, look no further! EclipticPvP is the new upcoming network for the crossplay competitive scene!
Gamemodes Available: – Skyblock – Factions – Prisons – and more! $1,000+ Payouts Per Season
Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/qKX3dFhNsM
play.eclipticpvp.net
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Vaultcraft
🛡️ Welcome to Vaultcraft!!! 🛡️ ____________________ ▷ 🧉 Vaultcraft Lounge ▷ 📡 Official Website ▷ 🎞️ Instagram Account ____________________ Who are we?
Vaultcraft is a non-pay to win server dedicated to providing the Vanilla Survival Multiplayer experience on a gorgeous 1.18 generated world. We are actively looking for new mature players that have interest in participating in the events of an exclusive long term community based world.
▷ Commitment to Vanilla-esk
Our server is considered 99% vanilla because it employ’s the use of data packs and mods to create the ultimate survival vanilla experience, some call this Vanilla PLUS. The chosen mods enhance the regular vanilla game instead of altering gameplay in any major way.
▷ Commitment to Community
Our community is small however it is always looking to expand. To help ensure players have a fair experience we have a few simple rules:
- No Hacking
- No Griefing
- No Stealing
Players are encouraged and allowed to express their opinions, which will be protected whilst one participates in this community.
▷ Commitment to Free
Unlike other servers, Vaultcraft is 100% free from any micro-transactions & donator stores. We will never attempt to generate any profit off our community.
Information:
▷ Season Two
The second season of Vaultcraft started on the 1st of October 2022. Season One ended prematurely due to a badly picked map which ultimately couldn’t be a “forever” world.
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▷ Spawn Shopping District
Our beautiful 1.18 generated spawn is transforming into our shopping district which is fueled by the diamond economy.
Interested in Vaultcraft? Apply Here!!!
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Mystic Lands 1.20.1
Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this sick Minecraft server that’s like a whole new country, but in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question reality itself.We’ve got pixelated landscapes that will blow your mind and make you feel like you’re in a whole new dimension. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment.
So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey unlike any other and experience a world that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew, then come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!
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The Insistent Movie Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie that insists upon itself! We’ve got crazy storylines, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to secret underground societies of villagers plotting world domination, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, trust us on this one. You won’t regret joining our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. You’re welcome in advance for the adventure of a lifetime!