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Crafty Creepers LOLz: The Jimmy Groomer Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Animals Bred:	188
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even become best friends with a talking creeper named Jimmy Groomer (he gives the best haircuts in all of Minecraft)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it, if you can find the secret dungeon hidden deep underground, you’ll uncover a chest filled with enchanted pickles that give you super strength (and a serious craving for dill)!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even become the next mayor of Fluffytown, where the streets are paved with cotton candy and the villagers are all unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is full of players who are obsessed with sex but have never actually had it!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build phallic-shaped towers, create pixelated adult entertainment districts, and engage in hilarious role-playing scenarios that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the absurdity begin!

CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	5983
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

DivorceCraft – Not My Fault

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2040
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!

BeeMineCraftServer

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of being in relationships that are as stable as a creeper in a minefield? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to love and hello to blocks! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about dating and focus on building the perfect castle instead. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe in hand? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovestruck player who died trying to impress their crush with a redstone contraption. So if you want to avoid a similar fate, come join us and embrace the single life in style!

RenewableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	3771

Yo, bros and broettes! come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got renewable energy up the wazoo! like, did you know that over 50% of public electricity in the EU comes from renewables now? that’s like, totally rad, dude!

Join our server and harness the power of windmills and solar panels to build the most lit creations ever! imagine a world where creeper explosions are powered by clean, green energy – it’s like, mind-blowing, man!

Plus, we got crazy mini-games where you can race against your friends using only renewable energy sources! who needs gas-guzzling cars when you can ride a solar-powered minecart to victory?

So, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the renewable revolution! let’s save the planet, one block at a time!

RocketRaidersMC

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rockets flying everywhere like Hamas in Khan Yunis, but like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? Imagine dodging rockets while building your epic castle, it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually exploding, bro. Plus, our community is lit AF, like a party in a creeper-infested cave. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

LockOpenCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8055	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Animals Bred:	119	Royal Courts Attended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!

our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!

explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.

join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4951
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Features
Choose a class with various skills
Level up RPG style and craft unique items
Battle diverse mobs and challenge new bosses
Descend into massive dungeons
Fly on dragons and explore new biomes
Engage in player shops, auctions and factories
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims
QOL features like player warps, /sethome, /tpa
Immersive experience with new textures, models, and sounds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I choose my class?	Yes, players can choose a class with various skills.
Are there bosses to challenge?	Yes, there are over 40 new bosses to challenge.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server.
What kind of economy features are available?	Players can engage in player shops, auctions, and factories.
Are there protection features for my possessions?	Yes, players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims.
Is there a resource pack required to play?	Yes, players can simply accept the resource pack on join.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun!

ArcticRain Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8482	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s colder than your ex’s heart, wetter than a soggy sponge, cozier than a Snuggie, safer than a bank vault, and friendlier than a Golden Retriever on Prozac? Look no further, because our server has all that and more!

Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!