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PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Votes:	315	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6034	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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