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ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	280
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	8144	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	603
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	4519	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2834
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	10000
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!