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NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

branding, contracts, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, dropout, Entertainment, fanbase, freedom, growth, hololive, independent, Individuality, industry trends, Management, opportunities, Popularity, Server, solo career, success, Support, talent agency, Vtuber

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

Better than any PS2, challenge, classic games, Competition, Console Wars, debate, Die, fight me, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming opinions, gaming rivalries, JARPIGS, Nostalgia, PiggyCraft, PlayStation, ps2, retro gaming, video games, virtual battles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Lootbox Llama Land

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

4chanCraft, 4kanalen, b.., bättre förut, Breva, chatt, Community, debatt, digitalt, Diskussion, forum, humor, internet, memes, nostalgi.., ONLINE, rules, RUN, samhälle, skvaller, SV-HO, SVHO, Teknik, tråden, troll, Wild

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

american culture, Censorship, civil liberties, constitutional rights, controversial topics, Crafty, critical thinking, cultural norms, Democracy, First Amendment, free expression, freedom, freedom of speech, government control, individual rights, Land, louder, media manipulation, online speech, pixels, Political Correctness, Propaganda, public discourse, self-censorship, social media, speak, Words

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202

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Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

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PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

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Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

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CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

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Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

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Lootbox Llama Land

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4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	3438
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Void Armor Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	7427

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	541	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	191787
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Towns Built:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6