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Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1835
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9582	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9588	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2853	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	276302	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!