TimeMachine SMP: 15YearOldMe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to give advice to your 15-year-old self! Imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to explain the wonders of redstone contraptions and diamond mining to your past self. Will you change the course of history or create a paradox that destroys the fabric of reality? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on this wild time-traveling adventure! Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that lay golden eggs. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created!

CraftyBeautyLand

baby names, beautiful name, charming names, CraftyBeautyLand, delightful names, elegant names, enchanting names, favorite names, gorgeous names, Heard, lovely names, lovely sounding names, MOST BEAUTIFUL, name ideas, name suggestions, Naming, naming inspiration, pleasing names, pretty names, stunning names, unique names

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8352
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your enemies tremble in fear? Well, this server is definitely not that one. But hey, who needs a fancy name when you have a server filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself?

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas as you battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With treacherous lava pits, deadly creeper explosions, and a never-ending supply of prankster Endermen, you’ll need all the luck (and armor) you can get to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server

Airplane, caribbean, controversy, diplomatic incident, Dominican Republic, embargo, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Politics, President Nicolas Maduro, sanctions, Seizure, Server, south america, travel, united states, US, Venezuela

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!

join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors

aggression, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, long-range strikes, Military, military aid, military capabilities, military intervention, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, WARFARE, Warriors, Weaponless, weapons, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	188

come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the weapons ukraine needs to take down russia! we got long-range strikes that go deep inside enemy territory, just like zelensky wanted! our server is so lit, even putin is scared to log on! join now for the ultimate battle of the century!

What is the IP for GOOBER GANG Minecraft Server?

demon world, demon x, Gang, goober, goobers, goobers gang, goobers universe, goobers world, mangopool, mangos world, Minecraft, roblox, Server, stud, stud plays, xdemon

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

GOOBER GANG is a up-and-coming rap collective hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. With a unique sound that blends trap, hip-hop, and punk influences, they have been making waves in the underground music scene. Comprised of members Lil Goober, Big Goober, and Lil Goober Jr., GOOBER GANG is known for their energetic live performances and catchy hooks. Keep an eye out for this talented group as they continue to showcase their creativity and push boundaries in the music industry.

Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]

Anarchy, application, Applications, Community Events, content creators, Custom Items, Discord, fantastic, Fun, Minecraft, Open, opportunity, overpowered items., Players, Private, Roster, semi-private, Server, Small, smp, Sucked, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, vortex, wide

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Vortex SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/the-eruption/">Server</a>

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

VividLope Minecraft Server

Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, cognitive function, Detoxification, digestion, energy boost, Focus, health benefits, herbal supplements, holistic healing, immune support, mental clarity, Minecraft, mood enhancement, natural remedies, Relaxation, Server, sleep aid, stress relief, vitality, vivdlope, VividLope, wellness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6465	Holy Grails Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server is like a shot of espresso for your gaming experience!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, capitalists, Empathy, FascistFiasco, fascists, Freaks, Game, humane, Leftists, Minecraft, money hungry, psychos, smp, Underdogs, world better, ZA/UM

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

SibLackinCraft

affair discovery, BETRAYAL, cousin relationships, dna test, emotional struggle, family disruption, family drama, family relationships, Family secrets, financial motives, genetic questions, middle class, online communication, Podcast, private family, reaching out, secret half-sibling, SibLackinCraft, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero family secrets coming to light and causing chaos!

Join us and escape the real world drama of secret affairs and long-lost siblings. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your family falling apart.

Plus, who needs a new half-sibling trying to weasel their way into your life when you can have virtual siblings who will always have your back in the game? Trust us, our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and create your own virtual family with fellow players.

So come join us and leave all that messy family stuff behind. After all, who needs a half-sibling drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s keep the drama where it belongs – in the game!

HoardCraft: Secret Stash

accumulating, amassing, Collecting, Collections, guilty pleasures, guilty secrets, hidden gems, hidden treasures, Hiding, hiding in plain sight, HoardCraft, Hoarding, obsessions, private collection, SAVING, secret, Secrets, Stash, Stockpile, stockpiling, Storing, Treasures

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you hoarding diamonds like a dragon hoards gold? Are you stockpiling obsidian like it’s the end of the world? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we encourage hoarding! In fact, the more you hoard, the more respected you are in our community.

Join us and show off your impressive collection of rare items. Build a fortress made entirely out of emerald blocks or create a farm with more animals than Noah’s Ark. The possibilities are endless when it comes to hoarding on our server.

But be warned, there are rumors of a legendary player who has hoarded so much TNT that they could blow up the entire server with just one click. Will you be able to challenge their hoarding supremacy? Join now and find out!

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