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CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	8509

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Farms Harvested:	380	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	506
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	8644	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Towns Built:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crops Grown:	4104	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨