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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5354 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!
