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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 188 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a group of creepers throw a surprise party for Steve and blew up his house (don’t worry, we helped him rebuild it with diamond blocks).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
