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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2600 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3138 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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