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Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	2305
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mines Excavated:	1878
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Crops Grown:	4110
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Towns Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1174	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!