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BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

DreamCraft: Reality Check

altered state of consciousness, CHECK, cognitive psychology, conscious dreaming, dream awareness, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream signs, dream state, DreamCraft, dreaming, introspection, lucid dreaming, mental health, metaphysical experience, mindfulness, Reality, reality check, rem sleep, SELF AWARENESS, sleep cycle, subconscious mind, surrealism

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Votes:	6483
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mines Excavated:	1413	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

Crafty Booze Busters

alcohol, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcohol-related cancer, apps, booze, Busters, cancer risk, Crafty, dark apps, funding, government approval, health education, health risks, healthcare recommendations, healthcare services, Industry Influence, Industry-funded, Misinformation, misinformation in apps, National governments

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

Overgrowth MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG Custom items Custom mobs PvP Roleplay Skills Community Classes Weapons Adventure Exploration Fantasy Multiplayer Survival Creativity Building Sandbox Enchantment Crafting Bosses, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	6703	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

162.33.31.252:26915

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

blue rep, circus performer, hololive, Idol, Minecraft, Momosuzu Nene, MOMOSUZU NENE Twitter, MOMOSUZU NENE YouTube, Nene, NePoLaBo, Omaru Polka, OMARU POLKA Twitter, OMARU POLKA YouTube, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Shishiro Botan, SHISHIRO BOTAN Twitter, SHISHIRO BOTAN YouTube, Vtuber, white lion, Yukihana Lamy, YUKIHANA LAMY Twitter, YUKIHANA LAMY YouTube

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

#exciting, #mixedmartialarts, Combat, Community, controversial, debate, discussion, Edition, Fighting, forum, heem, INTENSE, memes, memorable, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, participants, Powerful, smp, sports, Thread

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Potions Brewed:	86
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	352	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6328	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!