gretagerwig Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	82	Emeralds Found:	4875
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mines Excavated:	4941
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2415	Runes Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!