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TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!

DoggoCraft Wedding Wars

brother, CANCELLATION, covid, decision, dog, dog sitter, DoggoCraft, emergency, family, last minute, love, loyalty, no pet event, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rough shape, supervision, Trust, Upset, vet, Wars, Wedding

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Are you tired of missing out on epic events because of your furry friends? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never miss another wedding, birthday party, or alien invasion because your pet needs you!

We understand the importance of our four-legged companions, which is why we have a special pet-friendly zone where your Minecraft pets can roam free and cause chaos. No more choosing between your virtual adventures and your real-life responsibilities – now you can have both!

So come on down to our server and let your pets run wild while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer with your trusty sidekick by your side? Join us now and unleash the ultimate pet-powered mayhem!

Block Therapy: Anxiety Relief

anxiety, anxiety relief, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, Relief, self help, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and giving you anxiety? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, these green meanies are banned from our server, so you can build in peace without worrying about your precious creations getting destroyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with even more treasures and adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless fun and excitement!

AI Energy Saver 1000

AI computing, Applications, Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, computing, Development, efficiency, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy efficient, energy saving, Engineering, Hardware device, innovation, research, researchers, Saver, State-of-the-art, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, University of Minnesota Twin Cities

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hey u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that makes ur brain explode with amazement? well do i have the server for u! our server has this crazy hardware device that makes ur game run 1000x faster than any other server out there. u will be mining diamonds and building epic structures at the speed of light. join now and experience the future of minecraft gaming!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under Where Even the Kangaroos Play Minecraft!

AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, Kangaroos, Land, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiple worlds, Network, Play, redstone contraptions, Respect, rules, smp, Spamming, spectator livestreams, Survival, Teleport, Wiki

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Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Link
Apply here	Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server and requires an application to join.
What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers mostly vanilla gameplay with some quality of life features.
Are there any rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking, and being respectful to others.
Can players trade with each other on the server?	Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that use diamonds as currency for trading.
Is there a land-claiming system on the server?	Yes, players can claim land using a golden shovel to protect their builds.

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

anime characters, anime fans, Content Creation, didn’t they, digital avatars, digital entertainment, fell off, gaming content creators, internet personalities, Japanese culture, Minecraft, online entertainers, online streaming, pop culture, Server, social media influencers, Streaming Community, trending topics, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, VTuberFlop, Vtubers, wow

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Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3420	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Villages Defended:	7

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Towns Built:	8

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2382
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Unbelievable grestest Minecraft Servers

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

Stats November 22, 2024

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Stats November 22, 2024

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

Stats November 22, 2024

DoggoCraft Wedding Wars

Stats November 22, 2024

Block Therapy: Anxiety Relief

Stats November 22, 2024

AI Energy Saver 1000

Stats November 22, 2024

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under Where Even the Kangaroos Play Minecraft!

Stats November 22, 2024

Server Overview

FAQ

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	191	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	608	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	172	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	8310