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CraftyBackstabbers: LOL Minecraft Server

anger, bar flirt, BETRAYAL, Betrayal Stories, Cheating, christcucks, church worship, CraftyBackstabbers, Falling In Love, first sex, God’s Plan, Greentext Thread, hatred, Heartache, ideal female features, lol, Minecraft, murderous rage, mystical experience., neurological feature detection system, niggress, nudes, pair bond, pairBondedAsFuck, Server, spiritual visions, Wedding Night, wife up my girl

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mines Excavated:	4799
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Potions Brewed:	190
Ores Mined:	3285	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	3796
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience a rollercoaster of emotions just like this wild story. From falling deeply in love to murderous rage to spiritual enlightenment, our server has it all! Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have a soap opera level of drama in your Minecraft world? Join now and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride!

CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition

armour donation, Canada, CanuckCraft, Conflict Resolution, cross-border issues, defense equipment, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign policy, Global Alliances, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian territory, strategic partnership, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

PermaFrostMercuryMelt

Arctic ecosystem, Arctic environment, Arctic rivers, Arctic warming, Arctic wildlife, climate change, climate change consequences, climate crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental release, global warming, long-term effects, mercury contamination, mercury pollution, mercury sequestration, permafrost degradation, permafrost erosion, PermaFrostMercuryMelt, river erosion

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ores Mined:	8087

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the arctic is lit af with climate change and mercury is like, spilling out everywhere like a crazy party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a river of mercury, talk about a wild ride! join now for a chance to witness the ultimate environmental disaster in the making, it’s gonna be a blast! #mercurymania #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Hexacomb SMP: The Hive Mind is Taking Over…Help us! No bees, just fun in 2 days! Must be 18+ to join in on the buzz! 🐝🎉

+18, Adult, BEES, Buzz, Community, creativity, Days, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, friendship, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, Hexacomb, hive, Join, Mind, Minecraft, Mods, Over…Help, Player Shops, PvP, Seasonal, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, voice chat

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome Message
🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟 NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Welcome Message

🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟

NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START

Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?
Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass. Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins. Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction. Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly). BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser. Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience. Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops. Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end. Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases. Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms. Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help! Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving. One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility. In-Season Stats Visualization on our website. World Download Available at the end of each season.

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?

Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins.
Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction.
Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly).
BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.
Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops.
Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end.
Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases.
Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms.
Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help!
Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving.
One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility.
In-Season Stats Visualization on our website.
World Download Available at the end of each season.

Apply Now!
Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

Apply Now!

Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

FAQs:

Q: What is Hexacomb?

A: Hexacomb is a seasonal SMP Minecraft server where players can express their creativity, build friendships, and create unforgettable memories in a drama-free environment.

Q: When does Season 5 start?

A: Season 5 of Hexacomb starts on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.

Q: What are some unique features of Hexacomb Season 5?

A: Some unique features include Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks, unique cosmetic items inspired by Hermitcraft, Armor Stand Editing, In-Game Proximity Voice Chat, Server-Side Music, BlueMap LIVE World Map, optimization mods, player and mob head drops, and more.

Q: How can I join Hexacomb Season 5?

A: You can join by following the steps on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

We can’t wait to see you in Hexacomb!

CraftyRaven’s Minecraft Server

2nd Advent orisong, Advent karaoke offcollab, Art Tags, BlueBird Cover, CraftyRavens, demon of sound, hololive, in my feelings, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, Music, nerissa ravencroft, new merch, Ope, Say my name, Server, STREAMS, Sweetest Scarlet, tiktok, twitter, useful links

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and you’ll encounter the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent. She’s here to rock your world with her epic tunes and karaoke sessions that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious Ope, a creature that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Can you defeat Ope and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got merch galore! From Nerissa 1st Anniversary Celebration goodies to Hololive English -Advent- 1st Anniversary swag, you’ll be decked out in style while you conquer the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing karaoke with Nerissa Ravencroft in no time. Let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: Black Incels Unite!

activism, Alien, Black, Black Incels, Black Lives Matter, Diversity, empowerment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, Identity, incel community, Incels, inclusion, long tail, marginalized voices, Minecraft, Movie, representation, rise up, Romulus, smp, Social Issues, tags, unite

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so popular, Hollywood has taken notice and is already planning a blockbuster movie about us. That’s right, you could be a Minecraft star!

But that’s not all, we’ve also been contacted by aliens from planet Romulus who want to join our server and build epic space-themed creations with us. Who knew aliens were such talented builders?

And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also formed an alliance with the legendary group known as the Black Incels. They’re rising up in our server, ready to dominate the competition with their unbeatable skills and strategies. Join us and be a part of this epic journey to greatness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest, most exciting community out there. Let’s build, battle, and conquer together!

CousinLiesMC Server

cousin betrayal, cousin deception, cousin drama, cousin lies, cousin relationship, cousin trust, CousinLiesMC, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family loyalty, fiance loyalty, relationship issues, Server, trust broken, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest betrayal, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchantments Applied:	293	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a cousin accusing someone of being pregnant with another man’s child.

Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and confronting your loved ones in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will you choose to disinvite your cousin from your in-game wedding, or will you let the drama unfold?

But beware, your fiance might just defend your cousin’s questionable actions and visit him behind your back, adding even more chaos to the mix. Are you ready to navigate through this crazy situation and come out on top? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

ADHDcraft: So What?

adhd, ADHDcraft, anger, Boundaries, cat, Chocolate, Communication, consequences, consideration, family, Feeding, forgetfulness, Hosting, Illness, misunderstanding, overreaction, pet care, reaction, relationships, rules, Siblings

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as feeding chocolate to a cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget where you put your chocolate too! Join us for a chaotic adventure where forgetting the chocolate rule is just the beginning. And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for having ADHD – we’ll just laugh about it together! So come on over and let’s see if you can survive the madness of our server. Who needs chocolate when you have us?

ScaredyCraft SMP: Just Do It!

challenging oneself, conquering fears, courage, embracing challenges, embracing discomfort, facing fears, facing insecurities, fear of failure, fear of the unknown, growth mindset., mental strength, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, pushing boundaries, ScaredyCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crops Grown:	1248	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Potions Brewed:	125	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re afraid to take risks because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and conquer the land? Why not!

We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons, created secret underground societies, and even discovered a hidden dimension filled with talking cows.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you out of your comfort zone and into a world of chaos and hilarity, then this is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild!

RegretCraft: Fearless Edition

conquering fears, courage, Edition, embracing challenges, empowerment, empowerment through fear, facing fears, facing fears head on, FEARLESS, fearless living, fearlessness, no regrets, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, pushing boundaries, RegretCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new experiences, trying new things

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you’ve always been afraid of unleashing your inner chaos in Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King”, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large, it’s rumored to block out the sun! Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – but trust us, you’ll never regret it!

KremlinCraft: Troop Shuffle Edition

aggression, CNN Politics, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, diversion, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk Offensive, Military, military intervention, occupied Ukraine, russia, SECURITY, Shuffle, strategy, troop, Troops, Ukraine, US officials

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	2608	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a secret alliance with russia and ukraine, but don’t worry, we’re not starting any wars, just building epic castles and battling creepers together! our server is so lit that even the US officials are talking about us on CNN Politics! who knew playing minecraft could be so politically scandalous? join now for a chance to be a part of history in the making! #minecraftdiplomacy #russiavsurkraine #creeperwars