greentext internet historian – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

FridayNight Minecraft Server

Friday feeling, friday fun, friday night, friday night activities, friday night celebration, friday night drinks, Friday night entertainment, Friday night excitement, Friday night fever, Friday Night Lights, friday night out, friday night party, friday night plans, friday night relaxation, friday night socializing, friday night unwind, friday night vibes, FridayNight, Minecraft, party time, Server, TGIF, weekend vibes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be on a Friday night!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and compete in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond-studded pigs, a haunted mansion where you can play hide and seek with ghosts, and a disco party every hour on the hour.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes…literally!

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CraftyCroatia Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Controversial slogan, CraftyCroatia, Croatian history, Croatian nationalism, Croatian war cry, ethnic cleansing, Extreme nationalism, Far-right slogan, fascism, Fascist slogan, Genocide, Hate Speech, Independent State of Croatia, Minecraft, Nationalist slogan, Political slogan, Server, Ustashe slogan, War Crimes, world war II, WWII slogan, Za dom spremni

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creepers that dare to come near you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers like yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust us, this chicken has some serious moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t forget to shout “Za dom spremni!” before you log in for extra luck and protection.

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

affair accusations, Best Friend, blowing up, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLove, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, fixing relationship, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Preferences, proposal idea, relationship, religious family, Server, specific plan, spending time, stole idea, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where proposals are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of having your engagement plan stolen by your best friend and used by your fiancé! It’s like a romantic comedy, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of being accused of having an affair with your best friend, all because of a harmless joke! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even some love triangles. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and see if you can navigate through the chaos of relationships and engagements in the world of blocks and pixels!

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HangryCraft

Arrival, Communication, consideration, decision, fair, Fairness, family, Frustration, HangryCraft, Intentional, Late, on time, punctuality, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, setting up, Time management, Waiting, waiting in line, waiting turn

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait for anyone? Join our server and never deal with latecomers again! We understand the struggle of always being the one to wait, so we’ve created a server where everyone has to wait their turn.

Imagine a world where you can put your name down and not have to worry about others showing up late. No more waiting in your truck while your friends take their sweet time getting to the restaurant. On our server, everyone is on time and ready to play!

Don’t be the only one responsible for waiting, join our server and let everyone experience the joy of waiting for once. You won’t be called an asshole for making others wait, you’ll be praised for being fair and making sure everyone gets a taste of their own medicine.

So, if you’re tired of always being the one who has to wait, join our server and never deal with latecomers again. It’s time to take a stand against those who purposefully arrive late and avoid their responsibilities. Join now and experience the satisfaction of making others wait for a change!

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ArrestedCraft Minecraft Server

apprehension, arrest, ArrestedCraft, AUTHORITY, Confrontation, criminal, criminal behavior, defiance, detainment, Disobedience, handcuffs, law enforcement, law enforcement interaction, lawbreaker, legal consequences, Minecraft, noncompliance, Police, resistance, Server, under arrest, worst response

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to break all the rules. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet? We encourage it!

But the best part? When the Minecraft police come knocking on your door, just give them the worst response ever – “I’m not under arrest, I’m just under the influence of too much diamond ore!” Trust us, they’ll never know what hit them.

So come join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in all of Minecraft history!

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BlockyBluesBeGone

BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Emotional support, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, support system, talking to friends, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon with your new pixelated pals. Our server is so uplifting, even the creepers can’t help but smile! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s dig our way to happiness together!

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ArubaCraft LGBTQ+ Minecraft Server

aruba, ArubaCraft, caribbean islands, civil rights, Curacao, Dutch Caribbean, equal rights, historic ruling, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark decision, legal precedent, legal ruling, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Marriage equality, marriage laws, Minecraft, Netherlands, progressive change, same-sex marriage, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT

yo, dis server be like da Netherlands Supreme Court of Minecraft, except we ain’t judgin’ yo love life, we be celebratin’ it! come join us and get hitched to yo Minecraft boo thang in Aruba and Curaçao, where same-sex marriage be totally lit and totally legal! build yo dream wedding venue, invite all yo blocky friends, and dance the night away under the pixelated stars. ain’t no discrimination here, just love and good vibes. so come on down and say “I do” to da best dang Minecraft server in all da land!

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GazaCityBlockParty

civilian evacuation, civilian safety, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., emergency response, evacuation, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaCityBlockParty, global news, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-compliance, palestine, political tension, war zone

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a land where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Picture a world where diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. You can even challenge the Wither to a dance-off and if you win, you get a magical unicorn mount. Plus, our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies and potions that make you invincible.

So why waste time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join us now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyAssholes247

Assholes, Behavior, Contribution, CraftyAssholes247, criminally underrated, distinguishing, gas, Human Behavior, liquid, misunderstood, Perception, social interactions, social life, societal dynamics, societal expectations, societal hierarchy, societal impact, societal norms, societal roles, societal values, solid

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

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InfectiousCraft: Severe Edition

AMERICANS, Covid-19, data analysis, data correlation, data trends, Disease, Disease Progression, Edition, Foreshadowing, health outcomes, INFECTIONS, InfectiousCraft, long-term effects, Medical research, pandemic, public health, repeat infections, research study, severe, Severity, viral infections, Virus, virus severity

yo, u gotta join dis server yo cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on! like, did u know dat if u get a severe infection from da virus on dis server, u gonna be a freakin superhero da next time u catch it?! like, u gonna be flyin around shootin lasers outta ur eyes and stuff, it’s wild yo! come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a blast! 😂🔥🚀 #covid19superheroes #minecraftmadness

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