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NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7739	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2110	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Votes:	9559	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	281
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

AnxiousNailBitersMC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9915	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	77	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

CraftyAllergyADA

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Void Gems Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!

join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

RelaxBox

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.

play.relaxbox.net:25590

PixelPrankster Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Farms Harvested:	111
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, even the most innocent actions can lead to chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of almost bricking your save file just by performing a seemingly innocuous action. Want to open a chest? Better watch out, you might just accidentally unleash a horde of angry zombies!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. Want to build a cozy little house? Well, good luck because our server has a mind of its own and might just decide to turn your house into a giant chicken coop instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

HomeOfficeHero Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring weekdays with no one to play Minecraft with? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only errands you’ll be running are to mine for diamonds and slay creepers! Our server is so wild, even your mom will be too busy to talk on the phone because she’ll be too busy trying to survive in our crazy world. So ditch the leftovers, grab your pickaxe, and join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans!