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> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

advertisements, Contribution, Dedication, Digital Marketing, Effort, facebook, Impact, main page, Minecraft, ONLINE, pennies, pro bono, Revenue, script, Scrolling, Server, social media, Technology, time consuming, useful, useless, valuable, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	101942	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

bat signal, Batman, BATMOBILE, Bro, CAR, collectible, comic book, crime fighter, Custom, dark knight, gift, gotham city, justice league, Minecraft, Movie, personalized, replica, smp, SuperHero, Toy, Vehicle, Vigilante

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

aita, Apologize.., bail out, brother, car repair, Divorce, full time housewife, grift, Honest, Jessica, Job, Kids, Lazy, MONEY, OFFENDED, Requests, SAHP, SassySILvsBrotherTruth, SIL, tight

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1300

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

awkward, blunder, clumsy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, exposure, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Minecraft, mistake, moment, Oops, Public, PublicOopsies, regret, shame, smp, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

aromatherapy, BLOCK, comfort food, Crafting, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gratitude practice, Happiness, hot bath, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walk, pet therapy, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, talking to a friend, Therapy, watching a favorite movie, yoga

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	704428
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Votes:	2096	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

alliances, BUILD, Civilizations, Community, Conquest, Custom Plugins, Diplomacy, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, geopoltics, History, Nations, PvP, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

Bases, casual playerbase, Cross-Play, economy features, Fast, Hardware, Land claiming, LimeCraft, Minecraft, minimal impact, Public, RANK, Reliable, Server, Support, Survival, switzerland, Towny, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Crops Grown:	8223
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

survival.limecraft.yt

V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mines Excavated:	1502	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense