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Minecraft Mayhem: Epic PvP Battles!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to the most egg-citing Minecraft server you’ll ever crack open! Roll those dubs to start peeling away the layers of the Kinder Surprise egg, and if you hit trips, you get to unveil the toy inside! Will you be the lucky player to unlock the secrets hidden within the chocolatey goodness?

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to hit double trips, not only do you get to name the toy, but I’ll write it down on paper and take a pic for proof! It’s a wild ride of chocolate, surprises, and pure chaos on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the Kinder Surprise champion of the Minecraft world!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Void Armor Forged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	4304
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	9829	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

CREEPERS, explode, Kiaras, Peepers, PIXEL, Playground, SWING, tits

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

diamonds, EGirl, egirls, Emporium, female friendships, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, online interactions, Optional, relationships, self worth, social dynamics, social isolation, social media, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Void Gems Collected:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

begging, BFF’s, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, desensitization, desensitization process, desensitization to explicit content, desensitization to violence, desensitized, DesensitizedCraft, effect, emotional numbness, emotional response, Gore, mental health, misunderstood, neighbors, porn, pray more, Psychology, sensitivity, SUICIDE, Trauma, triggers, zombies

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

American, American hegemony, bad, control, CREEPERS, freedom, global dominance, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, global politics, global power, hegemonic, hegemony, imperialism, influence, international relations, military supremacy, power, SUPERPOWER, united states, wealth, world domination, WORSE, YeehawCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!