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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8901 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Our server is endorsed by the one and only Gawr Gura, the virtual shark VTuber sensation! She personally handpicked every block and mob on our server to ensure maximum fun and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock a secret dance party with Gura herself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that turn every chicken into a disco-dancing diva and every tree into a talking tree with dad jokes for days. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the mythical land of Nyan Cat, where rainbows and Pop-Tarts reign supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the unbelievable, and the utterly absurd. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!
