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Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	3216	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	1158	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	806
Void Gems Collected:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	7642
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mines Excavated:	1427	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.