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BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GrossButYum SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Secret Passages Found:	8

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ores Mined:	6452

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	135	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Spears Created:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9397
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!