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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7683 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 753 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Magic Items Found: | 7875 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!