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Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1664	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	791950
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	244
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mines Excavated:	4040
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

alike, carbon copy, CLONE, comparable, doppelganger, double, he’s literally me, Hes, Identical, indistinguishable, kindred spirits, LolCraft, lookalike, Matching, Mirror Image, SIMILAR, soulmates, twin, twin souls, Twins, two peas in a pod

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Potions Brewed:	111
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	5668

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

asset, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FogCraft, Ghostbin, hilarious, mashup, MEDIAFIRE, meets, Minecraft, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Rentry, Repository, Resources, steam community, Thread

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Farms Harvested:	962
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1401
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	3860	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	4630
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, action, Actor, actress, blockbuster, bonanza, cinematography, classic, comedy, cult film, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, film festival, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie, Movie, must watch, romance, Thriller

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crops Grown:	7550	Mines Excavated:	3437
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!