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RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9301
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	175
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	744346	Dragon Eggs Found:	7482
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!