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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5538 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 145 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
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