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Blocky Bizarre Jojo

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	8728	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Villages Defended:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Animals Bred:	130
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	1759

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!