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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5248 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6507 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!
