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Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Runes Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1468
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8656	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	1244
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	1281
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Animals Bred:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	6201

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!