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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8989
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	999054

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!