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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3699 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 35 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
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