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Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1661
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Buildings Constructed:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	110	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	8094	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

controversy, culture war, Defeat, election aftermath, elections, Experience, Gas Stoves, Hillary, Kulturkampf, lefties, LOSING, mental breakdown, MINDBLOWING, mindbreak, polarization, political discourse, political division, political turmoil, Politics, reaction, Standard, trump, VoteCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Runes Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Animals Bred:	170
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

blocky, brawlers, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, Epic, esports, Gaming, Gosugamers, guides, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, meets, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Pro tracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Waifu edition, Wiki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	752204
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

addiction, blocks, breaking bad habits, CREEPERS, determination, habits, health, inspiration, lifestyle change, lung health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Puff, quitting smoking, Resist, self improvement, Server, Smokin, smoking cessation, success story, tobacco, wellness, Willpower

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Farms Harvested:	930

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

aromatic, countryside, cow shit, distinctive, earthy, Farm, feet, foot odor, Foul, Funky, gross, Indian, indian feet, Meet, Minecraft, odorous, pungent, Rural, smell, STINKY, StinkyFeetCraft, streets, strong scent, unique scent, Unpleasant, Walking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	3059
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, blocktopia, Bri At Cookiebox, CREEPERS, Estella Starfall, fear, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Lida Oriana, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Ruru karaoke, Salmon Lordette, Scarlett Flameheart, Song playlist, Tread, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our Gen 1 Nova Aokami, who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands. But wait, there’s more! Gen 2.5 brings you Salmon Lordette, the ruler of the underwater kingdom with a fishy twist. And don’t forget about Gen 3, featuring Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

SoulCovCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Band, bass, Concert, CREEPERS, crowd interaction, drums, Energetic, fear, guitar, japanese, Live, metal, Music, Performance, Powerful, Rock, SOUL COVENANT, SoulCovCraft, Soulful, stage presence, Tread, Video, vocals, ソウル・コヴェナント

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	155	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers aren’t as evil as Hamas

anti-semitism, arent, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, CREEPERS, Evil, extremism, gaza, global security, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Political unrest, pure evil, Radicalism, religious extremism, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	157
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7685

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and help us defeat the evil forces of Hamas who have taken over the virtual world of Minecraft.

But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!