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Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Love Letters Sent:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Mines Excavated:	1777	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	5246	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	5075
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2285	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchantments Applied:	264	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Votes:	7203	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!