GrannyWeapon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	7706
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	81	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Assessment, chances, ChancesAreGood, critique, Entertainment, Evaluation, Feedback, Good, likelihood, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, opinion, Positive, Potential, Probability, Quality, Rating, reaction, review, Server, Video

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9034
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…

TankGirls Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anticipation, casual looking, Characters, comedy, fan favorites., girls und panzer, gup, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Momonga, next movie, obscure guppies, op, school girls, screen time, Sequel, Server, tank battles, TankGirls, three years

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Crops Grown:	3118
Animals Bred:	176	Players Killed by Monsters:	4781
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a casual looking Momonga appears as the freaking OP and starts wreaking havoc on the server. But wait, there’s more! We have obscure guppies that need more screen time for the next Minecraft movie in three years. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoHurtFeelsCraft

blended family, bullying, Communication, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dreadlocks, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, lessons learned, NoHurtFeelsCraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal choices, Respect, Self-expression, step-parenting, Sympathy, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	2712	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Farms Harvested:	192	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this dad, his son, and their dreadlocks.

Looking for a server where you can express yourself through your character’s hairstyle? Well, look no further! Just like this son who wanted to emulate his dad’s dreadlocks, you can customize your Minecraft avatar to reflect your unique style.

Experience the thrill of standing up to bullies, just like this son did when he decided to cut his locks despite the teasing. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server and have to make tough decisions too!

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a lesson or two about the importance of communication and respect. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to console a fellow player who’s made a regrettable decision – just like this dad had to do with his son!

So come on over and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!