granny witch – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Weaponized Toaster

arm yourself, creativity, Defense, DIY weapon, emergency, End of the World, everyday object, household item, household tool, imagination, left, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, Resource, scenario, strategy, Survival, toaster, unconventional weapon, weapon, Weaponized, zombie apocalypse

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server

Campaign, Canada, Canadas, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Diplomacy, election, influence, international relations, leadership, liberal, Media, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, populist, power, PunchCraft, RETALIATION, Server, strategy, trump

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!

TeslaCraft: MuskSaluteInvestigation

MuskSaluteInvestigation, TeslaCraft

so, like, this server is so lit that even elon musk would salute it. imagine a world where the tesla factory is actually a secret entrance to a minecraft server full of epic builds and crazy adventures. the police are even investigating because they can’t handle how awesome it is. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a salute from elon himself.

Modern Anarchy

2023, Anarchy, blocks, Cheats, Community, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Hardware, Lag-free, MODERN, new york, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion, Wasteland, world border

Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.
Multi-version compatibility using ViaVersion; you don’t need to be on 1.21.1 to join.

SkyCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, BIZARRE, bonkers, Brain, comedy, crazy, FINAL, Flip, flips, funny, gone, humor, loony, loses her final braincell, meme, Mind, NUTTY, Realms, Ridiculous, silly, Skycraft, Wacky

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and flying pigs.

I’m talking about a place where you can ride on a rainbow while shooting lasers out of your eyes.

And guess what? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you with their beauty.

So come on, join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together. It’ll be epic, I promise.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, accelerated skill acquisition, expertise enhancement, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning ability, learning potential, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill proficiency, skillset expansion, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition, talent development

OMG guys, like, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic skills ever! Like, I joined and suddenly I could build a castle in like 2 seconds flat, it was insane! And then I learned how to tame a dragon and ride it around the server, no big deal. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where we have dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af. So, like, if you want to be a total boss at Minecraft and have the sickest skills, you gotta join our server, it’s like, life-changing man. #skillsfordays #minecraftbosses #creeperdanceparty

CraftyCravings

basic meal, classic dish, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort meal, CraftyCravings, easy recipes, everyday meal, favorite comfort food, favorite dish, go-to meal, home cooking, homemade meal, minimal ingredients, no fuss meal, quick meal, satisfying meal, simple cooking, simple pleasures, staple meal, traditional food

Are you tired of eating the same old basic meal in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret recipe for a dish that will blow your mind! It’s called the “Diamond Delight” and it’s made with rare diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Trust us, once you taste it, you’ll never go back to boring old bread and pork chops!

Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Bacon Fairy herself. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Bacon Mountain?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of culinary delights, magical adventures, and absurdity like never before!

Fico’s Putin-free Minecraft Server

000, 100, anti-corruption, civil society, Democracy, denouncing, eastern europe, european union, Fico government, Ficos, freedom of speech, government accountability, grassroots, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, opposition movement, political activism, pro-Putin, protest signs, PROTESTS, public demonstration, Putinfree, Server, Slovakia, social justice

join our epic minecraft server where we have 100,000 players protesting against the evil pro-Putin government of Fico! we fight for freedom and justice in the virtual world by building giant statues of Putin and then blowing them up with TNT! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we overthrow the corrupt regime and establish a new world order ruled by llamas and unicorns! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the revolution!

CraftyClickbait: Fake News Galore

Ads, CBC, click fraud, CLICKBAIT, CraftyClickbait, deceptive, digital advertising, Fake, fake news, false information, FLOODED, fraudulent marketing, Galore, internet, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, News, online scams, Propaganda, sketchy headlines, social media, viral

U ever seen a chicken ride a pig while shooting fireworks out its butt? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER. we got llamas that can do the macarena and cows that can breakdance. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u and make u forget ur own name. plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to protect u from any creepers tryna blow up ur house. join us now before the fake CBC ads take over the world and turn everything into a giant potato.

Zombie Selfie Apocalypse

Apocalypse, death, Existence, generations, History, human life, Legacy, Life, Memories, mortality, mortality analysis, mortality data, mortality projection, mortality rate, mortality research, mortality statistics, mortality trends, Nostalgia, passing, photography, Remembrance, selfie, zombie

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz, like, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u can also ride on flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. plus, there’s a hidden portal that takes u to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. it’s, like, totally epic and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us before the zombie apocalypse happens and we all become, like, photos in a history book or something.